By Gear Patrol Reader Zach Warner
One of my favorite discoveries on Gear Patrol was when I scrolled to the bottom of the site and saw the little hidden statement that said โResolution #1: Donโt Be A Douchebag.โ That mightโve been the day that I decided to make this site one of my daily visits, and Iโm really not one to gush. Just ask.
When it comes to douchebaggery, there are few flagrant fouls (nod to Bill Laimbeer) worse than wearing your sunglasses indoors. Unless youโre one of the three guys in the picture right after the jump, then you have absolutely no reason or justification to do so, save for if youโre mentally incapable of understanding any form of social etiquette. I trust that you arenโt and that you are reading this now to better understand what form of sunglasses fit your face; a worthy goal for day 10 of the 30 Days of Upgrades Initiative.
If there were a caption for the above image, it would say something like this, โThese guys are allowed to wear sunglasses indoors for two reasons: 1. Theyโre in a Stephen Soderberg movie and 2. Theyโre Matt Damon, George Clooney, and Brad Pitt. You are not.โ Iโll wait a couple of seconds while that sinks in.
When it comes to wearing sunglasses indoors, men seem to be either too lazy to at least flick them onto the top their head, put them in a shirt or coat pocket (always lens side out), or worse, they leave them on because they think it looks cool. If youโre of the โlooks coolโ variety, then I urge you to take a step back in your own life and reconsider your standing in the order of mankind. Borrowing from a recent movie, โWearing sunglasses indoors in the style of the 1980โs is much like the Sopranos. Itโs over.โ
Now that Iโve made an emphatic argument for the non-proliferation of wearing sunglasses indoors, lets proceed by discussing how to properly purchase a pair of sunglasses for your mug.