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Sat May 25, 2024
	Advice for tourists visiting Mexico: Don't drink the water. Advice for residents of Mexico City: In June, we may hit Zero Day, when there is no water source: grist.org \| share: Copy Link	10
	At 10:30PM ET Noise Factor draws you in for a special treat; Psychedelic Episode Part IV. Get ready for the musical journey featuring Novakain, Professor Electric, Ecstatic Vision, Solid Brown, All Them Witches, and much more. Listen in, trip out source: bigeradio.com \| share: Copy Link	2
	People leaving cash and fresh food out by the roadside shocked (shocked I say) when it goes missing source: cheknews.ca \| share: Copy Link	27
	Seattle police seek driver in fatal hit-and-run collision. Article apparently written by an AI that was told to emulate a dramatic teenager with access to Thesaurus source: hoodline.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	Glazed and confused about proper disposal of used art materials is no way to go through life source: ktla.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Photoshop this artist's impression of a JEDI corona source: svs.gsfc.nasa.gov \| share: Copy Link	13
(Some Guy)	On Paul's Memory Bank tonight (8PM EDT), some music for the holiday weekend to begin, followed by some more semi-randomly selected music, then we find out why a "painter" would be tapping the walls in Clark Kent's apartment source: live365.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Kidnapping Bumble date, terrorizing her for 5 days: $50 fine source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	48
	Aquarium head will sleep with the fishes source: ktvu.com \| share: Copy Link	11
(Some Guy)	Mona Liza 1.1 Million is more like it source: wtaj.com \| share: Copy Link	48
	Business in the front; stolen U-Haul, meth, and breaking out of a cop car in the back source: bangordailynews.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Arcade Fire source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	40
	Smog alerts are back, proving that we've nothing-nothing- since the 70's source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	At 70, Prince King picked up the perfect hobby for a grumpy old man. At 81 he doesn't get bail source: ktla.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	Fooooore....feet under source: people.com \| share: Copy Link	59
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this jewel-holder source: assets.pandaily.com \| share: Copy Link	16
(Some Guy)	Shirley you can't be serious source: simpleflying.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	Battle of Britain claims another Spitfire source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	Suck it, haters. US is #1 in the world for something positive source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	96
(Some Guy)	First Amendment auditor vs. a Justice of the Peace source: police1.com \| share: Copy Link	54
	The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 25 is countermand, as in "The diner hired a new waiter so that they would have the countermand" source: merriam-webster.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	In Tennessee, you're driving under the influence and it doesn't matter that you're sober because the police say you're drunk source: wvlt.tv \| share: Copy Link	125
	There once was a house from Nantucket. For a rich twit, t'was a drop in the bucket. But in came a squall, and the house took a fall, and now that rich twit can just suck it source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	Tourist attractions, movie props, cars, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 16-22 Subaquatic Sac à Main edition source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	11
(Some Guy)	May 25, 2001, Erik Weihenmayer reached the summit of Everest. Too bad he couldn't enjoy the view source: erikweihenmayer.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	It's your classic story of girl marries ghost, then divorces ghost, then adopts possessed clown which makes the ghost jealous source: mirror.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	48
(Someone Knocking at the Door)	Photoshop this ding-dong source: assets.pandaily.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Skydiving instructor found guilty of not being licensed. On his next jump, he'll be condescending source: kcra.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	Day 822 of WW3: Putin on the brink as Russia 'very nervous' Ukraine could attack Russian territory soon. US is mulling potential easing of restrictions that currently stop Ukraine from striking Russian territory. It's your Saturday Ukraine war thread source: express.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	334
	A mama cat experiencing her own tragic loss stepped in to help motherless kittens at a South Carolina shelter. Welcome to Caturday source: mercedsunstar.com \| share: Copy Link	580
	Sheriff's safety training exercise turns out not so safe for kids at nearby school source: nbcbayarea.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	The real speed limits in Pennsylvania are between five and nine miles faster than posted, not the eleventy over that New Jersey and New York drivers do. And Ohioans must clear out of the left lane source: abc27.com \| share: Copy Link	64
	Not News: Teacher quits their job at the end of the school year. News: All the teachers quit their jobs at the end of the school year. Fark: Preschool teachers all quit their jobs at the end of the school year source: news5cleveland.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	Sapporo man finds eight-leaf clover and dedicates it to late wife, who loved plants source: mainichi.jp \| share: Copy Link	15
	Man who attacked 7 cops on 1/6, and bragged about it on social media, goes for the Bad Idea Trifecta by insulting the judge at sentencing despite the Trump appointed judge tell him that was a big mistake. Now has 12 years to regret those choices source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	65
	South America also has streetlights source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	10
	Officer 1: Think we should wake that guy sleeping on the Metro bench? He's been there for hours. Officer 2: What guy? That dead guy they're performing CPR on? source: ktla.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	GG Allin resurrected in his hometown of Lancaster, NH, promptly arrested twice in 3 hours, rock on source: wmur.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Headline of the Month April 2024 voting for Main source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	Headline of the Month Voting for April 2024. Links to the voting threads for all ten tabs. Everyone can vote! Enjoy the best Farking headlines! source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	2

Fri May 24, 2024
	Lawyers convince Uvalde families to sue...basically everybody source: ign.com \| share: Copy Link	111
	Haywood you please watch where you're dropping pieces of rockets source: fox17.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	Cannabis festival gives Ohio legislature the green finger. Still no spliffy tag source: nbc4i.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	Escaped kangaroo found wandering Texas neighborhood. G'day y'all source: upi.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Leader of Grape Street Crips arrested. Apple Avenue Bloods, Fig Way Flying Dragons upset over their dying prospects of finally doing a Fruit of The Loom commercial together source: wfsb.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Teslas are easy to steal. The good news is nobody wants to do so source: jalopnik.com \| share: Copy Link	62
	Man and women meet on dating app, results in school closing due to fake threat. Upon reading the story, not sure if Ron Burgandy or Norm Macdonald meme is more appropriate to describe Sunny's reaction source: woodtv.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	The lithium-ion battery 'energy storage' facility blaze in California you hadn't heard about? It's still on fire, yo source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	69
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this job seeker source: muhlenbergweekly.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	About 25% of Americans enjoy freedom from medical bills source: qz.com \| share: Copy Link	70

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