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Fri May 17, 2024
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Isn't that amazing, we both had boyfriends named Eric with the same last name and birthday who died
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson shamefully elevated many of his cronies to the House of Lords when he was kicked out as Prime Minister. Let's see how they're doing... Oh my
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wave racer
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
North Carolina getting ready for the next big pandemic, now moving to ban face masks for health reasons
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(Metro)
 
 
 
British Airways London-Oslo flight decides to stop for smoke break in Amsterdam
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Parents fark around with Chicken Pox and their Child Finds out
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
I scream, you scream, we all scream because Florida woman is waving a gun at the Twistee Treat
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
The AG of Missouri reaches peak derp, says Kansas City "doxxed" Harrison Butker by pointing out what city he lives in
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Minnesota child-feeding company shut down. New Farkness: 17 fake nonprofits have been shut down for defrauding the Federal Child Nutrition Program
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to monk any more
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Create a new message for Yogi's sign
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Look out Chicago, there might be a new number three in town
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(BBC)
 
 
 
When the senior politician was told he had broken the rules about the use of public money, he looked surprised
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that Pope Francis knows there's aliens out there, but he's gonna say there's aliens out there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Uh... Houston, we have a problem
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What you can learn in rattlesnake class
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate author horrified to learn that men are even filthier pigs than previously suspected. Fark: By reading posts on Reddit. And you learned about this on Fark, so the circle is now complete
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man loses his truck, guns, drugs. Does he write a country song about it or break into the police impound lot and this is Fark. So
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This is why people hate cruise ships
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Millennials are woefully unprepared for the Great Wealth Transfer of $84 trillion in assets over the next few decades. Maybe should ask the advice of smart boomers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The latest thing you're doing wrong? Your laundry -- if you're not doing it every day
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Louisiana: Hey, I know. How about instead of trying to ban abortion drugs, we just reclassify them a dangerous substances so that nobody can actually get them?
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(Beware Of Ghosts)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hitchhiker
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Swamp's On Fire, Yo
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sure some person got killed but he's the number one ranked golfer, he has no time for this traffic
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey yo take the gun, stay for the cannolis: Inside the private NYC Italian club that comes complete with its own basement shooting range
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Billionaire Gina Rinehart demands National Gallery of Australia remove 'unflattering' portrait. Get out your tiny violins
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, longbow porcupines shotgun (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No bias is in this article
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(The Kyiv Independent)
 
 
 
Day 814 of WW3. NATO countries consider sending military trainers to Ukraine. Mordor claims to have shot down 100 UAF drones, but denies the drones had anything to do with all those burning oil facilities. This is your Friday Ukraine War thread
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Live Free or KidNaps®
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
That funeral parlor that gave wrong remains to people..Also had a stash of embalmed legs
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
American Museum of Natural History spider, scorpion, centipede and millipede collections curator avoids "Midnight Express" remake
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Losing candidate in West Virginia election removes signs after election, meets resistance from legless residents
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Woman endears herself to neighbors, HOA, local officials by plugging up stormwater pipe with concrete in typical sovereign citizen move
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What to know about the Dow Jones Industrial Index hitting 40,000 for the first time in history. Besides the fact that you're not getting any richer from it, I mean
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Now don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his marginalia are terrible
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Two great used-car fails that fail great together: Hertz, meet Tesla
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists find the river that aliens used to carry the stone blocks to the site of the Great Pyramids
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(VT Digger)
 
 
 
The weathervane train pulls into White River Junction... 40 years late
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(MSN)
 
 
 
DoorDash, wine, Christmas stockings, doormats, furniture, trash cans, sex toys; shoot, a feller could have a good time in Abita Springs with all that stuff
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Thu May 16, 2024
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Raiders of the Lost Park. Two suspects sought in connection with archeological theft at national park
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Maybe now we can thaw and wake up Walt Disney's head?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Lucy the Elephant, the 143-year-old elephant-shaped museum in the Jersey Shore town of Margate, is named America's best roadside attraction. In fact it trampled all others
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Reminder, when running an IRS tax fraud scam, don't text a federal agent about it
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Detroit's population increases for the first time in decades. Experts credit Eminem's mom's spaghetti
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 16 is 'debacle' as in: "When putting on de belt, make sure to fasten debacle"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Photoshop these glowing rings
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
This just in: Summer gonna be hot
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Please note: it's a poor choice to consume anything that comes in a coffin-shaped box
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